If Lindsay Lohan is wondering why the fuck she's so broke, maybe it's because she spent $70,000 last year on fake tanning. She probably goes to those fancy salons where a technician spray-paints abs and cheekbones on you. Even so, by my calculations, that would mean she probably got that shit done an average of three times a day. And because she looks like, well, this, she probably also went to a salon that employed blind crackheads to do the spray tanning. They probably like inhaling the DHA fumes! You can get high off of that shit!
Hohan better start selling those leggings quick. Because at this rate, she'll bleed out before she even has a chance to tan her way through the year.
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