Friday, March 28, 2008

Paris Hilton can't dance

Paris is in Turkey following her dumb whore of a boyfriend around on his tour. And she stopped by to judge a Miss Turkey contest, where a belly dancer brought her on stage and attempted to teach her to dance sexy. As you can imagine, it was a spectacular failure. Paris dances like a goat that's just been castrated and then spun around in circles until it's really really dizzy. And even that image is more sexy than it should be. Just watch.

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