In her ongoing quest for cultural relevancy, Paris had paps gather 'round to photograph her being 'blessed' by a 'shaman' this weekend. And big surprise, turns out the guy is a phony. He's an actor with a MySpace page, and he's been in Pirates of the Caribbean. There's a pic of him with Johnny Depp as proof. I would think he gets a little typecast with that skank beard though. If he shaves it off and takes a shower, he'd at least have a shot at getting different roles, like bad guy #3, or bystander #13. As he is, he'd better pray to God for a Pirates 4.
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