Those assholes at Maxim are fucking racists

Maxim, purveyor of quality, engaging magazine content, made some stupid list of the top 5 most "unsexy" women in Hollywood, and it was populated by a couple of hot messes, a couple of Jews, a wannabe Jew, and an Asian. Here it is:

1) Sarah Jessica Parker
2) Amy Winehouse
3) Sandra Oh
4) Madonna
5) Britney Spears

Okay, so Britney and Wino--that's fair. Their unsexiness goes far more than skin deep. One is a ghoulish, beehived freak with a drug problem, and the other is a crotch-flashing, 10,000 calorie-a-day-eating, unfit mother who can't sing. But WTF is up with putting Sandra Oh at #3? She's not even ugly. She has no business being on that list in a world where people like Tara Reid and Kimberly Stewart aren't even included. And Sarah Jessica Parker, who I'll be the first to admit is no great beauty, is the #1 most unsexy woman alive? C'mon! That's total bullshit! What about Rita Cosby, Ann Coulter, and Nancy Grace? Those are all women who take unsexy to a whole new level-- they're all woman-hating ho-bags! Especially Ann Coulter, who obviously thinks of herself as a pretty hot piece. Bitch should have been #1!!

So, basically, if you want to avoid being put on Maxim's Most Unsexy list, you can be diseased, prone to ending up face down in a pile of your own vomit, stupid, incoherent, and generally disgusting but you'd better not be old, Jewish, or have non-Caucasian features. Because you know, that shit is just plain U-G-L-Y.

Here are the lucky winners:

Sarah Jessica Parker:


Amy Winehouse:


Sandra Oh:


Madonna:


Britney Spears: