Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Paris Hilton: wonk-eye


Here is Paris looking like the epitome of understated elegance to the premiere of her new film, The Hottie and the Nottie. Ironically, Paris plays the hottie.

I once read somewhere that her lazy eye is caused by wearing those fake-ass blue contacts all the time. Because apparently NOT having cerulean, barbie-colored eyes destroys her well-manicured image as a walking sex doll. At any rate, it seems to be getting worse. Before long she'll be perpetually winking at us.

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