Best. Blog. Ever.

Every once in awhile, someone comes up with an idea so brilliant, even I haven't thought of it before. Stuff White People Like is a blog that compiles a list of all the things white people can't get enough of, including:

#69 Mos Def: "He is everything that white people dream about: authentic (”he’s from Brooklyn!”), funny (”he was on Chapelle show!”), artistic (have you heard “Black on Both Sides?”), an actor (”he’s in the new Gondry film!”) and not white (”I don’t see race”)."

#67 Standing still at concerts: "Remember, at a concert everyone is watching you just waiting for you to try to start dancing. Then they will make fun of you."

#63 Expensive Sandwiches: "It’s important to note that this type of restaurant is best for business or friendship situations as it is very neutral and does not carry connotations like Sushi or Breakfast."

#58 Japan: "If you find yourself in an awkward silence with white people, just mention how you want to go to Japan. They will immediately begin talking about how their trip to Japan, or their favorite stuff from Japan, but it will be entirely about them."

Goddammit this shit is good. It renews my faith in humanity and warms my stone cold heart. Harrumph...