Makeup lessons with Nancy Grace

Not sure what's going on with Lindsay's face, but it appears she has begun the terrible, irreversible transformation into a South Beach fortysomething trophy wife. It also appears she's gone to the Nancy Grace school of cheek contouring. My god, shes got enough brown shit smeared on her face to be mistaken for a colored person. No, not like a minority. Like a fucking person who's been colored in with a mixture of DHA and cat feces.

Oh and here's the lovely and talented Nancy Grace. Who also has a love affair with orange rouge.