Someone get me a coat hanger

So unless you live at the bottom of a very deep well, you know that Jamie Lynn, Britney's 16-year-old sister, is with child.

Remember when The National Enquirer broke a story about her being pregnant all the way back in July? Well, they got sued for it, but it looks like maybe the only time in history they can actually say, "we were right." They've just released a (hilarious) letter written to them by Jamie Lynn's lawyers at the time they broke the story:

"Ms. Spears is a devout Christian with a spotless reputation, who lives in accordance with the highest moral and ethical standards in accordance with her faith.
There is no “rumor concerning Ms. Spears' (non-existent) pregnancy, except perhaps for the baseless rumor just now being created by the National Enquirer.
Ms. Spears is not pregnant. It is pathetic for the National Enquirer to attempt to create a wholly baseless rumor that Ms. Spears is pregnant, so it can run a malicious story and false story which would be emotionally devastating to a morally upright 16 year old girl."

Apparently "living in accordance with the highest moral and ethical standards" includes moving in with and getting knocked up by your boyfriend when you're 16. So um....that's cool. And by cool I mean completely hypocritical.

Too bad, she was going to be the cute one too. Now she's going to blow up like a goddamned Macy's Thanksgiving Day float.