If this had been true, it would have made the birth of Jesus look about as important as Britney's 17th daily trip to Starbucks. Seriously.
So apparently Wayne was talking to some reporter from O.C. Weekly about doing a musical collaboration with Zac Efron because he wanted to "reach those suburban white kids like Kanye did." Then suddenly, "as if on cue," Zac came in the room, said, "What's up my nigga?" Gave Wayne a pound, and planted a big fat, juicy kiss right on his lips. The reporter wrote: "Obviously, Efron is going to have to work harder to squelch rumors surrounding his sexual orientation."
Okay, first of all, Wayne should know that if he's a rapper, he already has the suburban white market cornered (they can't get enough of that shit). And second of all, there's nothing Zac Efron can do to squelch rumors surrounding his sexual orientation. He could videotape himself fucking a line of 50 chicks while throwing footballs and he'd still be gayer than a dog in pink sunglasses.
Anyway, like all really good, awesomely juicy stories, this one was a complete fabrication. The editor of O.C. Weekly contacted PerezHilton.com, saying, "I just wanted to clarify that the Zac Efron and Lil' Wayne story is purely fictional and is simply intended as a joke (and a hysterical one at that)."
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