The Hogan family needs wolverines thrown at their heads

Hulk Hogan went on Larry King last night to illustrate just why his son is such an insufferable ass clown. He basically told King that "things happen for a reason," and that the whole experience will "make John a better person." John is the kid who remains in a vegitative state after his son, Nick, slammed his douchemobile into a tree while drag racing. So basically he's a shitty father who raised a shitty son whose poor fucking judgement actually put an active duty Marine in an irreversible coma from which he will never awaken. But it's all okay because being in a coma makes John a better person.

If there is a God, he will strike this whole family from the face of the earth. Amen.

STFU already!!

Nick Hogan has a poopy diaper because he's locked up in a minimum security prison and he wants his mommy. Remember, this dumb bitch is locked up because of a drag racing accident that left his passenger John Graziano in a permanent vegitative state. Hogan's lawyer is trying to get him house arrest until his 18th birthday. Fuck that. If this ass clown thinks he's tough enough to drive his car like an asshole and then brag about it to anyone who will listen, he should be man enough to take a full dick up the ass. 

Fug

Brooke is so stoned in this picture, it's painful to look at. She probably needs a bottle of Gatorade and a nap. Smoking a personal blunt will do that to you. Bitch should have packed a bowl instead.

Also, this is why females shouldn't wear grills.